chelseaaa ✌

Bmx. Pugs. Event planner. Student.

Mom. Cop wife.

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn’t tell her to smile, but told her “I love you” and her smile was more beautiful – (via nizariat)

peaceloveandtattooink:

officeriwaslokid:

wonderfulkindofday:

Glad I didn’t scroll pass this !

What’s his Vine screenname so I can follow the shit out of him

SARAH THE GRAPES

GOLD

tatehorror:

tatehorror:

Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”

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fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

bellamybelly:

uhttractive:

twerkjakeiscanon:

shattered—colors:

gifs-for-fun:

I installed it without directions…

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard

oh my god same

put coloured bulbs in the lights and you’ve got your own little disco light set up

Isn’t it weird that in the whole world, there’s only one single person you want for the rest of your life.


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